i A Time and a Place...: Merry Christmas!!!...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Merry Christmas!!!...

'oops'..-Is Christmas over already? Well, well,- whatta ya know!?! Just shows to go ya! Some people don't pay attention, do they?
Just kidding. I knew Christmas had passed.

How was your Christmas? Ours was pretty good. Mi Espousa, La Donna d'el Nebraska (a little Mex lingo there) and my big brother, Buddy, (Thomas) and I celebrated the conception and birth of Jesus by having dinner together. We had a ham and all the trimmings and I have another waist size to prove it! 'yuk'

We exchanged gifts and I must tell you, it's no small feat to buy for someone who already has everything. I refer to Donna Lee.

I axed her repeatedly what she wanted for Christmas and she, the same 'repeatedly', retorted (her reply was 'quick and witty') she couldn't think of anything, other than world peace, prosperity, good health and harmony,(things that I neither was able or wanted to provide) that she needed or wanted so I went for a stroll through our Communist China factory outlet store, Walmart, and chanced upon a few things she mought (look it up) like. Boy, was she in for a few surprises!

We arose at the chasm of dawn (it was nowhere near the 'crack' of dawn) and exchanged cards and opened our gifts.

I got everything I wanted, acknowledging, of course,that I hadn't known what I had wanted in the first place, since I already had everything that I wanted.'whew'

Anyhoo, Santa brung me a cell phone belt holster, a compass with a whistle on it so if I get lost on the creek whilst prospecting for placer gold I will know which way to more effectively get lost trying to find my way back. 'goody' (If I'm already lost, what good can it possibly be to know which way 'north' is?) I guess I could blow the whistle but who the hell is going to hear it,-someone else who is also lost? 'duh'

And I got a Fender Squire Stratocaster
guitar! 'yippee!' 'Santa' also brought me some new boxer shorts and hankies (evidently 'Santa" read my blog about always needing to have a clean hankie and clean fingernails)

Santa brought my brother a phone with large numbers and three crucial phone numbers programmed to quick dial.

Santa brought Donna Lee a one egg skillet with a personalized spatula! (Santa must have been hungry the day he shopped for Donna Lee)
Isn't that exciting!?!...and a set of thirty knives in a carousel, all of which were so cheap upon removable from the box and inspection, they all returned to Santas' warehouse (the Chinese factory outlet warehouse, Walmart) and were exchanged for a kitchen knife big enough to chop off 'Santas' thumb! bummer!

*I probably need to explain a bit why Santa was 'better' to me this year than he was to Donna Lee. Two years ago Donna Lee left three sugar cookies and a small glass of milk out for Santa to show her appreciation.
She made out so well that Christmas that I was really impressed so last year I exchanged the cookies and milk for half a ham, a left over from Thanksgiving turkey leg, three candied sweet potatoes, a fresh buttered cinnamon roll and a 16 ounce glass of strawberry daiquiri with extra rum.*

Well, there is more to this Christmas Saga but it's about as boring as what you have already read so I'll save it for next year.

In the interim, Have a very Happy New Year from JC and Donna Lee! We love you all and thank you all for your kind comments, especially those of which have made this blog both a pleasure and a privilege! We love you all!

Later...

7 Comments:

Blogger tweetey30 said...

Yes X-mas is over and the only thing Jeff and I got from eachother and the girls was the flu. But the girls got lots of toys and such..

5:39 PM  
Blogger CA said...

I hope you're over the flu by now. Have a Happy New Year, my friend.

6:18 AM  
Blogger Jackal said...

'We arose at the chasm of dawn (it was nowhere near the 'crack' of dawn) and exchanged cards and opened our gifts.'

too funny!

Thanks for your comment & book recommendation.

11:04 AM  
Blogger CA said...

Hang in there, Tweety. You'll make out all right. Happy New Year to all of you!

Jackal, thanks for the comment. I really enjoyed the book and I hope you do, too. Happy New Year!

7:06 PM  
Blogger tweetey30 said...

Yes back to normal now.. It was awful though..

2:46 AM  
Blogger Malinda777 said...

Yeah, it's over thank goodness, but I had a great Christmas. I got an IPod from my kids and a piano from the hubby... not to mention the other sundry GREAT clothes I got and quite frankly just to be with my guys for a WHOLE day or two was worth more than all the presents!

I can never get any greater gift than to spend TIME with my children, even though they are 19 & 25 :)

Here's to hopefully a happy new year.

If I ever get good enough and can talk someone into taking a video of me playing my piano, I'll send you one :) Oh, yeah...I don't have your e-mail! I would never pretend to put ME on You Tube :)

Happy New Year to you and Donna Lee

1:57 AM  
Blogger CA said...

That's easy. It's: jcadla@sbcglobal.net Send me the video and I'll put it on my spot! Happy New Year!

PS Play,"Me and Bobby McGee."

8:44 PM  

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