On the Light Side-Here's One For You...

Someone (I won't say who-you can guess) once complained about something that had happened to him or her. (Make it a 'he'for this) He said, "That shouldn't have happened to me- it wasn't fair."

The other person said, "Life isn't fair. If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead!"

Who and who?

Later...