i A Time and a Place...: Robin Williams' Peace Plan...

Friday, August 05, 2005

Robin Williams' Peace Plan...

Sandy sent this to me and, since I have been blog-challenged lately, I'll post it in place of one of my own well thought out, excellent and original eye-opening informative pieces of wonderment. 'whew'
(Boy, who is he full of?)

Robin Williams' plan! (It's hard to argue with his logic!)"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I havenot heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1. The US will apologize to the world for our"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2. The US will withdraw our troops from all over the world starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.... They're illegal!!! France
will welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

There are a couple of things I might change a bit here but, all in all, don't you agree it's a pretty good plan?



Blogger sandy said...

It is a winner and I believe it would work out better if we exported Jane Fonda, Ted Kennedy and all the Baldwin Brothers.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Stratu said...

Robin Williams? Robin Williams the actor?

5:36 AM  
Blogger Stratu said...

I found out that this didn't come from Robin Williams at all - it's an internet myth:
You should really check that sort of stuff before you post it.

6:10 AM  
Blogger sandy said...

Aw Shucks, it was such a good story too.
No matter if it is a myth or not, it still has merit.

9:07 PM  

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