i A Time and a Place...: Dumb Question...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Dumb Question...

This is really cute. I got it in an e-mail from a friend and just had to post it!

The next time someone asks you a dumb question
wouldn't you like to respond like this...

Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her
that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again
although, I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and

IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both!

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
P.S.--WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

Later...





1 Comments:

Blogger tweetey30 said...

LOL.. That was great.. I think I have heard this one or something similar to it.

11:21 AM  

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