i A Time and a Place...: December 2005

Friday, December 30, 2005

Oh, Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo...

Does not mean, "Where are you, Romeo. It means, "Why are you named Romeo, and a Montague to boot.
I don't need to be Juliet and a Capulet to boot. Let's be anything else; A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Let's be roses and we can be wed rather than suffer the slings and arrows of the Montague/Capulet feud.

" To be,(a rose) or not to be (a rose): that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die; to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

'ooops'...a little Hamlet lingo in there; transplanted to the balcony of love.

Well, how to end the year of our Lord, two ooh ooh five; entranced, in love, in awe of something not of this world...in wonderment of that which is of yesterday or today; and what of yesterday or today?

Here we come, world, head on!

Later...

A Time and A Place...

This is the time and that is the place for this kind of violence to stop! These damn kids should all be convicted and sent to jail for 10 years or more for trying to kill an innocent man"just for the fun of it!"

MILWAUKEE - A prosecutor began reviewing possible charges Thursday against five juveniles in the brutal mob beating of a man yanked from his car while driving through a north side neighborhood. Two are 17 years old, two are 16 and one is 14, according to a police statement that did not give the genders of the suspects in the attack on Samuel McClain, a 50-year-old father of 12. Police continue to seek more suspects," the release said.

Linda Johnson, McClains wife said," "I thought that the last time this happened in our community that people would wake up," Johnson said. "It's time for this to stop. Parents need to sit down and talk with their children about what's right and what's wrong."

Hey, Linda, Wake up! Nobody gives a shit what happens to your husband or anyone else!

State Rep. Leon Young, D-Milwaukee, said he plans to introduce a bill in the Legislature early next year that would toughen the penalties for those participating in group assaults. Young, a former Milwaukee police officer, started working with the department after several 2004 mob beatings.

Big deal! This guy wants to "toughen the penalties" for mob killers. Hey, Mr. Leon Young, State Representative, how about seeing that the bums beating and killing people right now get what they deserve!

Mrs Johnson, good luck while you're waiting for for those parents to wake up and sit down with their kids and convince them to act like civilized humans! Don't forget, though, about the three or four people who have been beaten and killed in the last couple of years! And stay tuned for the next ones who are gonna die while you're waiting!

"Hey, fella, why are you so hard on the lady?"

I'll tell you why! She should get a lawyer and sue the City and the County for sitting on their asses and letting the animals in that neighborhood kill people just because they know they can get away with it!

That's right; you heard me right! The damn cops in that city could stop that kind of crap if they had the guts to do it. Or wait for another Watts or Paris is burning to happen!

Ask a cop from Milwaukie what he is doing about that neighborhood and he'll say he's doing all he can. Then ask him what, "all he can," means and he'll say 'duh', which pretty well sums up what he and the rest of them are doing. They ain't gonna get out of their squad cars! Believe it!

Well, this about ends my tirade; that is until tomorrow when the "kids" of Milwaukie or LA or Houston or just about any other town decide to 'have a good time' again.

It's too bad about Mr. McClain, though. He's probably a pretty good guy. He has a family whom he probably loves a lot and maybe he works hard to make them a living. What's he and the other good people supposed to do about the bums who like to beat people up? I know! Ask a Texan. Get 'em a hand gun and show them how to shoot bums who like to beat people up! And maybe that shouldn't be as a last resort!

Hang in there Mr. McClain and Mrs Johnson and defend yourselves whenever you have to. It's a cinch no one else will!

Later...

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Little Black Box...

Here's a little tidbit for your information!

Subject: Black Box Recorders

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers
for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were
installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup
trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents,
the circumstances in the last moments before the crash.

They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the
recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes
were, "Oh, Sh**!"

But the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas,
Alabama, Louisiana and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent
of the final words were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

Later...

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

How Long Do We Wait...Before It's Too Late...

How long should we wait to act? At what point are we transformed from a self defender to an aggressor? If someone says, "I'm going to beat the shit out of you with a cast iron bat," and begins to manufacture the cast iron bat, do we wait for the bat to be manufactured and the someone to pick it up and start toward us before we respond?

What then if the bat has a very long handle and the someone doesn't need to get very close to us to use the bat and harm us? Have we waited too long and now it's too late?

Or should we do as Israel has done in the past and find the factory where the bat is being manufacturing and send in a couple of F-15s to take the factory out?

Actually, I have been a little bit deceptive in my correspondence up 'till now. What I really mean is, "Let's not wait for Iran to finish the A-Bomb and use it on us (they'd have plenty of help from a few other countries I could name). Let's go on in and level the factory right now and worry about it later.

We don't have to wonder where Iran gets the technological knowledge to assemble a big one; Russia has been more than helpful to them with that little tidbit of information.

And China can and probably will furnish Iran with the long range missile guidance tehcnology (the same information China got from Bill Clinton) so the missiles can be sent from inside Iran.

I hate to be the one to say it but, there isn't going to be peace between the US and the Middle East countries. At least not as long as Islam rules those countries. That religion won't allow it. Did you notice, Jordan became a semi- ally only after they, too, were bombed by the terrorists. And I for one wouldn't put my trust in that country when it gets down to the nitty gritty.

Call me an agitator but, we have only two choices when it comes to any knid of relations with the Middle East. We can sit and wait and, eventually be attacked again by terrorists, Iranian or otherwise, or we can show our much superior strength and go ahead and do whatever is necessary to neutralize Iran and anyone else that becomes a danger to us. And if that is bombing the crap out of them, then so be it.

I think it's time for George W to answer the big mouth leader of Iran and tell him to cool it or we're coming in.I know some here in this country can't stand the idea of the US taking pre-emptive measures to deter foreign aggression but, so far, they haven't come up with any other answers to Iran's threats.

It's time to act right now before it's too late. In this day and age, if one turns the other cheek, the first blow will take off the entire head, cheeks and all. Besides, we need the oil.

Later...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Pic of the Week...

That picture is Grandpa Johnson, a real cowboy, and his soldierboy grandson. That was 1953.

Change Is Not Always Bad...

I had to change (wanted to) to another template. Some things came up that weren't working out as I had wished so it was time for a change. Maybe this one will be better. We'll see.

Later...

The End of an Era...

Monday Night Football...is off the air. The familiar saying,"That's a wrap," in this case, really is a wrap. Al Michaels announced last night that the end had come for Monday Night Football. A good reason for having the ABC Television Network on my TV lineup was getting to listen to Al Michaels and John Maddens' reparte. If a couple of men have ever been skilled as chatterers, it is Al and John!
And who didn't enjoy listening to Dandy Don Meredith and Frank Gifford. And then, there was Howard Cosell, the king of fling!

And, of course, Hank Williams, Junior helped make Monday Night Football more enjoyable with his, "Are you ready for some football?" Not all people approved when Hank first shouted/sang that now famous phrase.

A St. Petersburg Times article asked, "What's with this Hank Williams Jr. opening each and every show with a bunch of apparently semi-soused yahoos yelping in the background?"
Semi-soused, maybe, and yelping yahoos for sure but after that fateful day in 1989 when Hank first asked the question, "Are you ready for some football?" who of us didn't listen for it expectantly each Monday just as the game was ready to start? And, by the way,after that day, whoever heard of that St. Petersburg Times reporter again? No one that I know of!

Eras come and eras go. I can attest to that. Who else remembers from 1948 to 1955, CBS' boxing show, "The Pabst Blue Ribbon Bouts are on the air!?"..."What'll you have,-Pabst Blue Ribbon...Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer."

Or, about the same time, NBC's "Gillette Cavalcade of Sports,"- "Look sharp,...feel sharp,...be sharp..." with a Gillette Razor.
"And, the Friday Night Fights are on the air!"

Then, maybe the most famous spot of all, ABC's, "Wide World of Sports," with announcer extraordinaire, Jim McKay.

..."The Thrill of Victory,...the Agony of Defeat." It would be impossible to hear that phrase without thinking of Jim McKay and the Wide World of Sports.
And what a thrill it was to watch as the program unfolded!

Maybe this is the end of an era. I don't know of a program now that has me anxiously waiting for the 'intro' to the show; at least not a sports program.

About the nearest thing to it is Michael Buffer announcing, "Let's get ready to rumble," before a big fight. But that's a few and far between thing.

A lot has changed from the days when things like, "Mr. District Attorney; Champion of Justice, defender of human rights..." etc, and, "Return with us, now, to those thrilling days of yesteryear; when out of the past come the hoofbeats of the great horse, Silver...The Lone Ranger Rides Again," rang through the airwaves.

There are many more programs, radio programs as well as TV shows that spark memories. The radio shows were the most memorable because they made us 'live' the stories in our minds.

For the kids there was, "Let's Pretend," and, "I'm Buster Brown, I live in a shoe; that's my dog, Tyge, look for him in there, too," with (sproingoing) Froggy the Gremlin.

And for the girls there was, Stella Dallas and Ma Perkins, to laugh and cry with and Young Doctor Malone to ease the pain, and many others.

Those days are gone forever, I'm sorry to say. But now we have, "Law and Order," and the Simpsons.(I have yet to watch a Simpson program all the way through) Sadly, I can't now remember hurrying home to catch a 'favorite' show on TV. And the radio is strictly for traveling.

I guess this is for sure the end of an era.I think the monday night game may be on an espn channel beginning next year but don't take that as fact. If so, I hope Al and John are there, too.-and Hank.

You know, there is one thing about the end of Monday Night Football as it was; Now there is no good reason for me to have the ABC Network on my TV lineup!

Later...

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry Christmas to All...


Another year has come and gone and we once again begin celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour. It is Christmas Eve, the only really Holy Eve of the year.

On this Eve we wish the very best for all our friends and neighbors. We wish you all happiness and good fortune. We thank our Lord for our bountiful blessings and ask His continued blessings for the coming new year.

And Chico the Wonder Dog says, "Arf."

Later...


Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Quickie...

Someone said,-Jim, will you write me a poem;
I asked him,-What would you like me to say?
He said he didn't care; just pick a subject.
I answered, writing poems ain't done that way.

I told him that he'd need some kind of subject;
Something that he felt love or pity for;
An old bestfriend, or maybe, an old lover
Or something he's had dealings with before.

He said there's nothing like that I can think of.
Just write whatever you think of to say.
I put my pencil down and said I'm sorry;
To write a good poem just ain't done that way.


"I write for you a little ode,-
A sonnet, pure and true;
'Though it don't say a damn-ded thing,
I wrote it just for you!"

Later...

Of Interest...

I received this bit of information in an e-mail message from a dear friend (thank you, Carolyn)and think it so interesting I'm passing it on.

"Which are You?"

BUZZARD
If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.

The BAT
The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkably nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.

THE BUMBLEBEE
A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.

This is the interesting part:

PEOPLE
In many ways, there are lots of people like the buzzard, the bat, and the bumblebee. They are struggling about with all their problems and frustrations, not ever realizing, that all they have to do is look up.

BTW, FYI:
Did you know that Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols? 'chuckle'

Later...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Baby the Trucker...

BWH, this is the picture I said I'd post for you, since you like Chihuahuas. This was Baby, our trucking dog. She went with us on our truck for years when we were bed-bugging and later when we were hauling freight. She passed on in Shingletown in 1986.

Later...


Thursday, December 15, 2005

Chico the Wonder Dog...By Request...

When Chico the Wonder Dog was pretty small, he exhibited an extraordinary amount of intelligence and ambition. We were watching a program on tv one evening about spelunking. It showed people going underground into caves, sometimes walking and sometimes crawling on their tummies.

Chico the Wonder Dog was staring in fascination as the program played out. At the end he looked at me, "I want to do that!" (He had to 'look' things at me because, as you know, dogs can't talk)
I looked at him, he might need to wait until he got a little older and bigger. He stared back at me, he was old enough and would never be much bigger! (he was very smart and understanding about such things as size)

I looked at him, "There are no caves around here and you'd need to practice some."

Without hesitation, he jumped off the sofa and ran into the kitchen, nosed open the door to the cabinet where we kept the trash can, dumped it over and came running back in with the large soda cup in the picture.

He looked at me, "Let's get started; Hold this still," and, as the old saying goes, 'the rest is history'.



Later...

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Chico the Wonder Dog...

I was just looking through some photos and came across these pictures of Chico the Wonder Dog. One is of Chico the Wonder Dog shortly after he came to us looking for someone with whom he considered suitable to associate. I guess we passed, if barely.

As you can see, he was an extremely alert and ferocious dog, even as a youngster. He had just jumped up onto that shelf and looked at Donna, "Hurry and snap the damn picture." She complied and he jumped down.

The other picture is of the first creature he subdued and brought home. As you can see, he didn't kill the creature. (although he could easily have done so)

He looked at me, "I needed someone to play with."

Whhat a dog!

Later...



Monday, December 12, 2005

The Shack Just South of Town...

I've been reading a few poems lately and realize I haven't posted one of mine for a while. This one is a little long but, for those of you who have a violin and towel, and like to squeeze back a tear or two, it will be enjoyable.

The Shack Just South of Town,

The day was long, the sun was hot,
The flies came swarmin' 'round

The garbage can that sat beside
The Shack Just South of Town.

The door was open; nothin' stopped the insects in their flight,
And in and out they flew as if they thought they had the right

To come and go whene'er they pleased and be a social pest,
And never let a body really settle down and rest.

You'd think the shack was empty and not a soul around,
To look at all the bugs and flies and know the only sound

Was comin' from these pesky things, as back and forth they flew,
Both in and out the open door, and through the windows, too.

You'd think that, 'til you had a look inside this filthy den
That reeked of human odors and the acrid smell of gin,

And food that lay uneaten nigh on a week, I'd say.
'Twas better had you never known the woman anyway

Who lived inside these wretched walls, this place that she called home,
Or heard her mumble in
her sleep, or heard her drunken moan.

But if you'd listen close enough, you'd hear a name or two,
Mixed faintly with the mumblings and the curses of this shrew.

The names of those a long time gone but unforgotten still;
Recalled from memories of the past; the days this shack was filled

With sounds of love and laughter made by the family here;
The woman and her husband, and a tiny baby, dear.

So dear the child to both of them, it filled their hearts with joy
To know that heaven had blessed them with this happy baby boy.

The man was nothing special, the least on looks, you'd say,
But hard work never slowed him down, he'd start at break of day

And work the land from dawn to dusk and seldom stop for rest
With no complaints, content to know he'd always done his best

To see his family always had enough to eat and such,
And clothes to keep 'em from the cold; they'd never want for much.

And the woman loved her husband, they were happy with their life,
And the little child to bless them, both the husband and the wife.

But it couldn't last forever, if forever be a year,
For a thing was soon to happen that would banish all their cheer.

All the crops were ripe for harvest when a norther came around
And without such as a warning, drove it all into the ground!


This would be a long, cold winter with no light to fill the gloom,
For the man could buy no oil for the lantern in the room,

And no food would grace the table, for the crops they counted on
To suffice them through the winter and to fill their needs was gone.


So a desperate decision by the man and wife was found;
He would have to leave his family and to look for work in town.

But the work was hard to come by and the man was gone from home
Weeks on end in search of labor, and the girl was left alone.

For a while she took it calmly; then her thoughts began to fly
To the tavern they had visited in the little town nearby;

And the more she thought about it, all the more she'd like to go
And be with those happy people, and the man would never know.

She would just be gone an hour, and the babe would be all right,
Were he left alone no longer than it took her on this night.

Such a grand time she was having, being with these folks again;
She was offered, and accepted, just a little sip of gin;

Then another and another, 'till the room began to blur,-
And she sank into a stupor, and no one could waken her!

When she woke up in the morning from the stable where she lay,
With the hostler there beside her, lying naked in the hay,-

Then the thought crushed in around her of this dreadful thing she'd done,-
Of her desecrated marriage; then her thoughts ran to her son,

And in frantic desperation toward the little shack she flew,

Filled with dread and deep forboding, closer to the house she drew.

There she came up to the pathway and she saw the open door,
And the dread anticipation flooded o'er her all the more.

As she stumbled through the portal close to where the babe had slept,

Then she saw the crib was empty, and with piercing scream she leapt

Through the back of the cabin!!--There she saw the new made mound,
And she saw the man, her husband, kneeling there upon the ground.

He had picked some silly flowers that were covered up with frost,
And he'd made a little garland and had hung it on the cross.

Then he rose and faced the woman; there was nothing she could say,-
Not a word the husband uttered, but just turned and walked away.

Now the woman lives alone there,
Where a family once did dwell;

Lives alone there with the knowledge
That she'd brought about this hell;

Lives there with these rancid odors,-
With the flies the only sound;

In this little dingy (den-gee) cabin;
In this Shack Just South of Town.

Later…

It's Very Quiet Here...

It’s very quiet here. Chico the Wonder Dog and I have been batching it for the last couple of days. Donna’s sister, Janice, who lives in San Francisco,  isn’t in very good health and Donna wants to spend as much time with her as possible so she went to SF for a visit. Donna calls each morning and evening to let me know she is all right.

She called last night and we chatted for a while. She and Janice have been giving one of the homeless shelters a hand with putting together food parcels for distribution to the needy.

Day before yesterday they fixed and sliced a turkey and made turkey sandwiches. They put the sandwiches in baggies to be included in the food parcels.
Yesterday they made and baggied cookies for the parcels. I tend to wonder if more cookies were bagged or eaten by the girls! ‘chuckle’

Tracey called a few minutes ago and wanted to know how to find something on the internet. I, of course, gave her the standard answer: ‘Type it into google.’ That always works for me.

Googling things is a lot like staying well was when I was a kid. Now when you need to know something, you call on Google. When I was a kid, to stay well, my sisters and brother and I took “Calatabs” and “Black Draught.

The calatab was a small, round  slick pill. It shouldn’t have been hard to swallow but it was. When you tried to gulp it down, it went as far as the top of your throat and stayed there all day. I’ve eaten as much as a whole loaf of Kilpatricks bread trying to get the calatab to go down but it never worked. I think it eventually just melted away.

The Black Draught was worse. It was in a flakey, grainy but very fine powder form and to do any good, it had to be taken into the mouth dry and washed down with a glass if water. I remember how hard it was to get all of the powder down. Sometimes it took up to three glasses of water to get it all down. It was bad enough to gag a maggot! I think I was only sick once or twice in my childhood.

I never took cuts or abrasions home either. I did for a while when I was very young, until I realized merthiolate burned much worse than the skint place hurt.

Merthiolate was a red medicine in a little bitty brownish/reddish bottle. It had a cap that screwed onto the top and attached to the underside of the cap was a glass applicator than went down into that bottle of liquid fire. I’m sure the reason Merthiolate was in such a small bottle was, if there was too much in a bigger bottle, it would break out into flames and burn up. It was that hot!
There was another medicine a lot like merthiolate. It was called, “Mercurochrome.” I asked my Mother once why we didn’t use that one and she said it wouldn’t do any good because it didn’t burn! Go figure! Made sense to her.

Well, Donna just called to say hello and let me know she is all right so I guess I can get around and take care of a few errands.

Later…

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Checking It Out...

I just found out about MS Word and the blogger. I had to try it out. The last two posts are the same.

Later
Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas...
Christmas=Christ's Mas(s)
Boy, what a controversial subject for a holiday that represents the birth of Jesus the Christ, the saviour of all non-Jewish folks.
For some it is a time of worship and thanksgiving (in addition to turkey day). For others it is a time to exchange gifts and drink hot toddies.And for yet others, it represents nothing.
I wonder how many have actually researched 'Christmas.' It's something to think about.Where did this Blessed Holiday get its name! More than that, what does the name mean?
Well, guess what- you got it! I looked it up and this is what I came up with.
Christ represents, of course, Jesus. 'Christ' means, Anointed or redeemer.
From here it gets a little fuzzier. "Mass", has a bunch of meanings. For instance:
"Mass is a property of physical objects that, roughly speaking, measures the amount of matter they contain.
Strictly speaking, there are three different quantities called mass:
1. Inertial mass is a measure of an object's inertia: its resistance to changing its state of motion when a force is applied.2. Passive gravitational mass is a measure of the strength of an object's interaction with the gravitational field, ie, an object with a smaller passive gravitational mass experiences a smaller force than an object with a larger passive gravitational mass.3. Active gravitational mass is a measure of the strength of the gravitational field due to a particular object.
Well, there you have it. These are the three first definitions for the word,"mass".
I guess if we looked at these definitions or, 'terms', we could come up with something that makes sense.
First: Inertial mass could mean we are moving rapidly (or slowly, depending on our age, condition and upbringing)toward (or away from) the Anointed's birth celebration.Get it? Mass=Inertia and Christ=Anointed. -MassAnnointed - or the other way around-AnointedMass.
Or second: Passive Mass could mean that a fatter guy (or gal or child) would be headed toward (or away from) the mass faster than a skinny guy.(or gal or child) Makes sense to me.
Or three: Some power has to know whether or not you're a Dumbo or a Twiggy (some entity keeps track of how much candy and other fat producing garbage we put away-or don't) before that power can figure out how strong of a pull or push (depending on whether you're coming or going)to put on your body.
There. I think that pretty well explains what Christmas(s) means.
Or you can click on "For other senses of this word, see mass (disambiguation) and do it the easy way. All you'll find there, though, is:
"Mass (liturgy), the primary worship service of some Christian churches," or;The masses (or hoi polloi), usually meaning common, working-class people,"
and who'd believe that when we already have a logical explanation for the AnointedMass Holidays! And who wants to be one of the 'hoi-polloi'. I, for one, am not one of the-'ugh'-common, working class people. I'm retired and proud of it!
Later...
PS...Have a nice AnointedMass!

Merry Christmas...

Christmas=Christ's Mas(s)


Boy, what a controversial subject for a holiday that represents the birth of Jesus the Christ, the saviour of all non-Jewish folks.

For some it is a time of worship and thanksgiving (in addition to turkey day).
For others it is a time to exchange gifts and drink hot toddies.
And for yet others, it represents nothing.

I wonder how many have actually researched 'Christmas.' It's something to think about.
Where did this Blessed Holiday get its name! More than that, what does the name mean?

Well, guess what- you got it! I looked it up and this is what I came up with.

Christ represents, of course, Jesus. 'Christ' means, Anointed or redeemer.

From here it gets a little fuzzier. "Mass", has a bunch of meanings. For instance:

"Mass is a property of physical objects that, roughly speaking, measures the amount of matter they contain.

Strictly speaking, there are three different quantities called mass:

1. Inertial mass is a measure of an object's inertia: its resistance to changing its state of motion when a force is applied.
2. Passive gravitational mass is a measure of the strength of an object's interaction with the gravitational field, ie, an object with a smaller passive gravitational mass experiences a smaller force than an object with a larger passive gravitational mass.
3. Active gravitational mass is a measure of the strength of the gravitational field due to a particular object.

Well, there you have it. These are the three first definitions for the word,"mass".

I guess if we looked at these definitions or, 'terms', we could come up with something that makes sense.

First: Inertial mass could mean we are moving rapidly (or slowly, depending on our age, condition and upbringing)toward (or away from) the Anointed's birth celebration.
Get it? Mass=Inertia and Christ=Anointed. -MassAnnointed - or the other way around-AnointedMass.

Or second: Passive Mass could mean that a fatter guy (or gal or child) would be headed toward (or away from) the mass faster than a skinny guy.(or gal or child) Makes sense to me.

Or three: Some power has to know whether or not you're a Dumbo or a Twiggy (some entity keeps track of how much candy and other fat producing garbage we put away-or don't) before that power can figure out how strong of a pull or push (depending on whether you're coming or going)to put on your body.

There. I think that pretty well explains what Christmas(s) means.

Or you can click on "For other senses of this word, see mass (disambiguation) and do it the easy way. All you'll find there, though, is:

"Mass (liturgy), the primary worship service of some Christian churches," or;

The masses (or hoi polloi), usually meaning common, working-class people,"

and who'd believe that when we already have a logical explanation for the AnointedMass Holidays!
And who wants to be one of the 'hoi-polloi'. I, for one, am not one of the-'ugh'-common, working class people. I'm retired and proud of it!

Later...

PS...Have a nice AnointedMass!